gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

americanhorrorstorytellers:

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americanhorrorstorytellers:

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averagebritishteenager:

When your parents say something dirty because they don’t think you understand it and youre just there like

posted 2 months ago with 3 notes

averagebritishteenager:

When you don’t know how to react to something so you’re there like:

posted 2 months ago via joshpeck · © zelo with 483,138 notes

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT





not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

carry-on-my-wayward-madman:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

Is that Will Graham

teamcraftedtho:

crab-tier:

atomicliffords:

hetaliagirl104:

jjenniferblake:

male-hetastuck-fandom:

wolf-teeth:

Just press play.

I started smiling and no one knows how happy I am right now

the hardest part about this is picking which part to sing

I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO QUICK!

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING ALL THE PARTS]

can this be our national anthem

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I MADE EVERYONE TURN OFF THEIR MUSIC TO LISTEN TO THIS

kaleidoscope-machines:

Sometimes I forget Julie Andrews isn’t actually royalty.

posted 3 months ago with 7 notes

AverageBritishTeenager:

Paddy and Nico are by far my favourite act on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’. She moves better than me and she is 80, I can’t even get up out of my chair.

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

posted 3 months ago with 6 notes
AverageBritishTeenager:

 #TroutFace . Lets make this a thing. GET THIS WORLDWIDE MOTHERTRUCKER

AverageBritishTeenager:

 #TroutFace . Lets make this a thing. GET THIS WORLDWIDE MOTHERTRUCKER

Averagebritishteenager:

If you reblog this before June 2 2014, I will write your URL down and stick it in a jar or whatever. Over the summer, I will take the jar of URL’s and I will scatter them around. They may get taped to public loos, they may be thrown into crowds at festivals, or they may get put under napkins at restaurants.

Some one may find your URL, and who knows, they could message you telling you where they found it. 

You have until June 2 to reblog